Summary: that my empty one had fallen the full one was still onboard I wanted to call the Arizona Department of Transportation and cuss them out about the condition of the road I imagined them saying Please sir There s no need for such language To which I would say If I wanted comments about my fucking language I d call the fucking language department I was making great time enjoying the fantastic sites of Monument Valley when I hit a disastrous little perfect storm of events First US 160 became horrid every 10 yards there was a laughably filled depression gap oddly reminiscent of the Grand Canyon jarring me horribly I tried every position on the road to avoid it in the traffic lane off to the side on the shoulder but I could find no relief It was a little better on the shoulder but whoever laid the little zipper pattern depressions to discourage driving there must have been drunk for it wavered all over the place so the little smooth path to the left or right of it would sometimes be a foot wide sometimes disappear entirely One of my two 1 liter water bottles fell out I had anticipated this and wrapped duct tape around top and bottom of the bottles so if they fell they wouldn t be damaged but in the deranged state I was in from all the jarring I incorrectly concluded that my empty one had fallen the full one was still onboard I wanted to call the Arizona Department of Transportation and cuss them out about the condition of the road I imagined them saying Please sir There s no need for such language To which I would say If I wanted comments about my fucking language I d call the fucking language department I was making great time enjoying the fantastic sites of Monument Valley when I hit a disastrous little perfect storm of events First US 160 became horrid every 10 yards there was a laughably filled depression gap oddly reminiscent of the Grand Canyon jarring me horribly I tried every position on the road to avoid it in the traffic lane off to the side on the shoulder but I could find no relief It was a little better on the shoulder but whoever laid the little zipper pattern depressions to discourage driving there must have been drunk for it wavered all over the place so the little smooth path to the left or right of it would sometimes be a foot wide sometimes disappear entirely One of my two 1 liter water bottles fell out I had anticipated this and wrapped duct tape around top and bottom of the bottles so if they fell they wouldn t be damaged but in the deranged state I was in from all the jarring I incorrectly concluded
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