Location Transport

Personal Starship?

If you could have command of a starship with comparable technology to one from Star Trek (warp drive, transporters, phasers, etc), what would you do with it? Looking for both serious and wisea** answers here.

Public Comments

1. I would travel throught the galaxy looking for answers to mankinds biggest questions. (and get me some of them green Orion women, too)
2. I would trick all of the religious zealots in the world and tell them the transport will take them to heaven, it would just drop them all in the heavens, on the moon.
3. My first command as captain would be to use the phasers on anyone who asks more than one stupid question on this website. I used to think there were no stupid questions. After a couple weeks of reading the questions here, though, I'm not so sure any more.