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Be politically correct?

Be politically correct How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not have a beer gut... He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys) He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not quiet... He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is a SAMS grad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not stupid... He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He is a field grade. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not get lost all the time... He discovers Alternative Destinations. He gets temporarily misoriented. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not balding... He is in Follicle Regression. He has a REALLY squared away high and tight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not a cradle robber... He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He is breaking the new fraternization policies. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not get falling-down drunk... He becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He practices his IMTs in the club. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not short... He is Anatomically Compact. He suffers from a Napoleon Complex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not have a rich daddy... He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion. He has the Army as a hobby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not constantly talk about cars... He has a Vehicular Addiction. He must be a Transporter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not have a hot body... He is Physically Combustible. He is a PT stud. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not unsophisticated... He is Socially Challenged. He is a Ranger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not eat like a pig... He suffers from Reverse Bulimia. He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not a bad dancer... He is Overly Caucasian. He is from the Muddy Boots Army. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He does not hog the blankets... He is Thermally Unappreciative. He is a Blue Falcon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not a male chauvinist pig... He has Swine Empathy. He must be combat arms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not afraid of commitment... He is Monogamously Challenged. He loves TDY.

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  3. ha ha ha funny
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  5. Lol! That's awesome! I'll be sure to use those when I feel the need to be politically correct! :P Thanks!
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