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classic blonde joke?

A blonde girl named Sally just got a new sports car and she was driving crazy. A transport truck driver was getting mad and cut her off by pulling in front of her. So the blonde and the transport truck driver got out of their vehicles and the truck driver said, "Stay here, I'll be right back." The transport driver got a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the side of the road. He said, "Stay in this circle and don't move out of it." Then the transport truck driver got a needle and popped the blondes wheels and he heard a giggle, so he thought to himself, "If she hasn't had enough, I'll give her some more." He smashed her car with a bat, and he heard her laugh again. He thought to himself, "If she hasn't had enough, she will get more." So, he poured gasoline on her car and threw a match on it. He heard her laughing her butt off, so he said, "Why are you laughing?" The blonde replied, "Everytime you weren't looking,I stepped out of the circle!"

Public Comments

1. To long to read.........lollllllll.........lol.......lol......lol..........
2. i hate blonde jokes.
3. LOL that is hilarious..thnx =D
4. lol!!!! thats hilarious!
5. Stupid but funny! :-)
6. that's cute in a funny way.
7. it wasn't as funny as the good actor, bad actor, and blonde joke.
8. hahahahah i love it! sounds like a typical dumb blonde.
9. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! that is sooooooo funny! LOVE IT! yay for you and star for you 2
10. That is one of my favorite blond jokes!!
11. heyyyyyy :(
12. ooooooooooo i get it LOL
13. Very charming my friend. I don't really get it and I'm not blonde but I think it was pretty good.
14. hey i know that one. was the first one i ever heard actually! heres another 3 blondes are walking in the woods when they come across a river. They have no idea how to cross it.. the first blondes trys to swim across, but the current is too strong so she drowns The second blonde thrys jumping across, but the gap is too wide, and she drowns too the third blonde dyes hair hair brown, and then walks across the bridge
15. very funny. thanks for the laughs. have a *
16. that's damn funny man!!!!!!! i cant stop laughing i know its not real but i want to see sally-----she's cool....ha ha ....LOL
17. ha ha ha
18. pahahahahahaha
19. funny....i can tell onelonet... is a blonde