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And they give these people licences?

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read: Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.

Public Comments

  1. im not reading all that, sorry
  2. lol
  3. hahaha i laughed at the first one.....oh jeez, funny but nasty lol
  4. California huh? Here in Texas it's less complicated. It's: Keep your hands where I can see 'um BOY!! Don't make me hafta" shoot Ya'...KTnTexas
  5. that shows how dumb this world can be
  6. Lmao sounds like a lot of the drivers where I live. starred
  7. Reminds me of when I was taking my drivers test when I was parellel parking I was asked how far from the curb I was supposed to be and I said............about that far!! lol ♥
  8. Further brilliance. You yanks crack me up - as did the silly moo the other day - to my car - when she signalled left and afterwards admitted she meant right. Fortunately she wasn't carrying a gun - but I was. So it all got settled amicably.
  9. hahaha
  10. lol
  11. funny 10/10 have a star :-)
  12. hahahaha...keep them away from me lol
  13. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10 please answer any one who see this http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080107110708AALXgKP&cp=2
  14. The first one is soooo funny! Those people behind the wheels are an incentive to improve my defensive driving skills.
  15. Hahahahahaaaaa....nice list....had me almost peeing my pants...lol
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