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Driving doesnt have to be this great?

#1. Sweet old man… The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand." "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the medic said. "Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini!" #2. The stature on Driving… The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 47 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the states of South Carolina, North Carolina West Virginia and Arkansas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this

Public Comments

1. LOL
2. that sweet old man was funny
3. I love it, you made me smile, have a great day.... Now I have to go and pour whiskey into my hand and get my date drunk...