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You like redneck jokes lol?

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Public Comments

1. LMAO !! HAVE A FREAKING STAR !!
2. not really especially when you live in a state where there are a lot of red neck jokes already going around,lol but i guess theres always room for one more lol..
3. Very funny!
4. Wouldn't it be even funnier if the dog barky was driving the truck ha!! ha! ha! Then the last words might be: ey barky, you've had your fill <bark bark grrr> ok barkey here you ....
5. ROCK ON!!
6. Funny! 100!
7. have a star for this one!!
8. LMAO. That was hilarious. Have a star.
9. I love the redneck jokes b/c I am one and proud of it! Keep the redneck jokes coming! here's a star for you!
10. This is lol!
11. LOL!! So good . Ha ha hee hee. Star.
12. LMAO beer actually sounds good right about now ummmmmmm
13. last one is hold my bear and watch this that means they are drunk and they will land the flight in drong place and kill every one if he says hold my bear means he wants to drink that when he comes to the fl00r
14. u definately deserve the star i gave!!! that was lmao funny funny funny
15. Hey, have you been in my truck? LOL!! (by the way, my boys are teenagers, they like the not-so-clean ones too!) -Mel
16. hahaha!! Have a star!
17. Ha ha ha, star.