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Have You Read The Famous Last Words Report?

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. Their findings were surprising: In 38 of the 50 states, the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh S!!t!" But that wasn't the surprising part. In the the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, things were much different. In These states, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'."

Public Comments

1. That's good...real good! Thanks ;-)
2. Very good......but you're going to make a lot of folks angry!
3. You forgot about Maryland lol
4. Eh, didn't really like it.
5. haha funny
6. Another good one!
7. haha hold my beer thats rich.
8. heard something like it already, but still funny
9. Yes! I liked it. CJ
10. sounds like something the people around here would say....
11. ROFL
12. good one!
13. LOL
14. hahaha...........good going
15. HaHaHaHa!!! True for some! LOL.
16. Whew! My state of Virginia is known for many crazy things, I'm glad this is not one of them.